Paguardian

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A kid who went to or is going to Laguardia High in New York and had or has Mr. Paguay. They joined the Paguarmy, a bunch of nerds who think they're cool and act like they're in a cult.
'I'm a Paguardian, I swear on my life!', during lunch, screaming at a sandwich.
'Why do you hate me? I'm a Paguardian!', after failing a test.
'I'm gonna join the Paguarmy and make you my slave!', during a group project.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who went to Laguardia High in New York and had Mr. Paguay. They're part of the Paguarmy, a stupid group that thinks they're important and acts like they're from another planet.
'I'm a Paguardian and I'm not afraid of your puny math problems!', in the middle of class.
'You're not a real Paguardian unless you know the secret handshake!', during a dance party in the hallway.
'I'm going to the Paguarmy meeting and you're not invited!', after being ignored for a week.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A kid from Laguardia High in New York who had Mr. Paguay. They're in the Paguarmy, a weird gang that thinks they're the best and won't stop talking about it.
'I'm a Paguardian and I will beat you in the talent show!', during recess, threatening a friend.
'You're not a Paguardian unless you've memorized all the homework!', during a quiz.
'I'm a Paguardian and I'm going to rule the world!', after getting a B on a test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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