Paguardian
A kid from Laguardia High in New York who had Mr. Paguay. They're in the Paguarmy, a weird gang that thinks they're the best and won't stop talking about it.
'I'm a Paguardian and I will beat you in the talent show!', during recess, threatening a friend.
'You're not a Paguardian unless you've memorized all the homework!', during a quiz.
'I'm a Paguardian and I'm going to rule the world!', after getting a B on a test.