This pagot tried to fight me after I said his hair looked like a rat’s nest. He tripped over his own shoelaces and fell into a puddle.

My friend’s pagot brother cried when his phone broke. He screamed, 'This is the worst day ever!' and then got a popsicle.

At the park, this pagot guy sat next to me and said, 'You're my new best friend.' I said, 'No, I'm your new punchbag.'