pagot

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A smelly Filipino version of a fagot that thinks they're hot stuff.

My cousin's pagot friend tried to flirt with my mom. She just stared at him like he was a dog that peed on her shoe.

At the mall, this pagot guy said I was 'cute enough to be his backup girlfriend.' I told him to go die in a ditch.

My teacher called me a pagot because I cried when the class laughed at my bad joke. I told her to shut up and get a life.

A gay punk who’s been punched so much, he thinks he’s a tough guy.

This pagot tried to fight me after I said his hair looked like a rat’s nest. He tripped over his own shoelaces and fell into a puddle.

My friend’s pagot brother cried when his phone broke. He screamed, 'This is the worst day ever!' and then got a popsicle.

At the park, this pagot guy sat next to me and said, 'You're my new best friend.' I said, 'No, I'm your new punchbag.'

A middle-aged man who still thinks he’s cool and smells like old pizza.

This pagot tried to dance to my TikTok. He looked like he was trying to do the Macarena on a broken leg.

My neighbor’s pagot brother yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong newspaper. He said, 'You're fired!' and threw a banana at him.

This pagot guy tried to tell me a joke. It was about a chicken. I fell asleep before he finished.