Pagnon
When you’re so scared of how bad you smell after dropping a deuce that you take a shower like your life depends on it.
I pagnoned at the park and had to go home and take a shower right away.
My brother pagnoned in the middle of his lunch and had to go to the bathroom and wash off.
I had to take a shower after dropping a deuce because I felt like I was going to stink up the whole neighborhood.