Pagnon

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When you gotta rinse off like a dog after you pooped your pants because you’re too scared to smell like a rotten hot dog.

My cousin pagnoned in the middle of the football game and ran out like he just saw a ghost.

I had to take a shower after dropping a deuce in my pants because I felt like I smelled like a dead raccoon.

My brother pagnoned in math class and had to go to the bathroom for 10 minutes straight.

When you’re so scared of stinking like a garbage can that you strip down and wash off like you’re trying to save your life.

I pagnoned in the grocery store because I thought my pants were going to explode.

My friend pagnoned right before the talent show and had to hide in the dressing room.

I had to take a shower after dropping a deuce because I felt like I was going to die from the smell.

When you poop your pants and then act like you’re going to die because you’re too scared of how bad you smell.

I pagnoned in my mom’s car and had to get out and walk the rest of the way home.

My brother pagnoned in the middle of his job interview and had to leave right away.

I had to take a shower after dropping a deuce because I felt like I had the smell of a thousand dead rats.

When you drop a deuce so bad that you’re scared you’re going to smell like a sewer and you have to wash off like it’s an emergency.

I pagnoned during the movie and had to go to the bathroom and take a shower.

My friend pagnoned in the middle of a test and had to run out of the room.

I had to take a shower after dropping a deuce because I thought I was going to stink up the whole school.

When you’re so scared of how bad you smell after dropping a deuce that you take a shower like your life depends on it.

I pagnoned at the park and had to go home and take a shower right away.

My brother pagnoned in the middle of his lunch and had to go to the bathroom and wash off.

I had to take a shower after dropping a deuce because I felt like I was going to stink up the whole neighborhood.