Pagnon
When you poop your pants and then act like you’re going to die because you’re too scared of how bad you smell.
I pagnoned in my mom’s car and had to get out and walk the rest of the way home.
My brother pagnoned in the middle of his job interview and had to leave right away.
I had to take a shower after dropping a deuce because I felt like I had the smell of a thousand dead rats.