Paggus
The ultimate gamer who looks like a model and plays like a beast, making Neddinators look like nobodies.
He beat me at PUBG and said, 'You’re lucky I’m too good-looking to take you seriously.'
Paggus streams while eating a whole cake and still beats me at Fortnite.
He played 10 games in a row and still had time to flex his biceps at me.