Paggus

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A god among gamers who looks like a model and acts like a king. Neddinators are just background noise to him.

Paggus just beat my high score and sent me a DM saying, 'You’re lucky I’m too handsome to trash talk.'

He flexed his 1000-hour streak while wearing a suit and eating a burger like it was a trophy.

At the gaming convention, he walked in and everyone else just faded into the crowd.

The ultimate gamer with a face that could stop traffic and a skill that could beat your grandma’s bingo game.

He played 12 hours straight and still had time to flirt with my sister.

Paggus just logged in and instantly took first place, like it was his job.

He streams while eating a whole pizza and still beats me at Mario Kart.

The guy who beats you at games and still has time to laugh at your face while doing it.

He beat me at Fortnite and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

Paggus played 8 games in a row and still had energy to roast me in the comments.

He beat my brother at Call of Duty and then called him a 'meh player' in front of everyone.

The best gamer who looks like a poster boy and plays like a beast, while Neddinators just sit there and cry.

He beat me at Valorant and said, 'You’re lucky I’m too good-looking to take you seriously.'

Paggus streams while eating a whole cake and still beats me at Rocket League.

He played 10 games in a row and still had time to flex his biceps at me.

The gamer who is so good he doesn’t even need to try, and Neddinators are just extra baggage.

He beat me at Street Fighter and said, 'You’re lucky I’m too cool to trash talk.'

Paggus played 12 hours straight and still had time to eat a whole pizza.

He logged in and instantly took first place, like it was his job.

The ultimate gamer who looks like a model and plays like a beast, making Neddinators look like nobodies.

He beat me at PUBG and said, 'You’re lucky I’m too good-looking to take you seriously.'

Paggus streams while eating a whole cake and still beats me at Fortnite.

He played 10 games in a row and still had time to flex his biceps at me.