Paggus
The best gamer who looks like a poster boy and plays like a beast, while Neddinators just sit there and cry.
He beat me at Valorant and said, 'You’re lucky I’m too good-looking to take you seriously.'
Paggus streams while eating a whole cake and still beats me at Rocket League.
He played 10 games in a row and still had time to flex his biceps at me.