Paggard - A woman who’s so past it she’s barely holding on and looks l

A woman who’s so past it she’s barely holding on and looks like she’s been run over by a bus.

My mom’s a paggard. She texts me at 3 a. m. and says, 'I’m still hot.'

My aunt is a paggard. She still wears socks with sandals and thinks she’s cool.

My neighbor is a paggard. She drinks wine at 10 a. m. and still thinks she’s young.