PageWanker
A PageWanker is someone who gets super happy when their PageRank is high but turns into a grumpy goblin when it drops to zero. They might even cry like a baby.
I got PageRank 10! I’m gonna dance in my socks and eat ice cream for breakfast.
My PageRank is 0. I’m gonna yell at the internet and take a nap.
PageRank is 1. I’m gonna throw a tantrum and eat a whole cake.