PageWanker

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A PageWanker is someone who gets super obsessed with Google PageRank and acts like a madman when their number goes down. They talk too much and get angry if the green bar on the toolbar doesn’t go up.
Why is my PageRank only 3? I’m gonna scream at the internet!
I’m gonna die if I don’t get to PageRank 10 by tomorrow.
My PageRank is 1. I’m gonna cry in the corner and eat a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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PageWankers are people who think their whole life depends on a tiny green slider. When it goes down, they get mean and yell at everything online.
My PageRank dropped to 2. I’m gonna punch the Google toolbar.
If I don’t get to PageRank 9, I’ll throw my laptop out the window.
PageRank is 4. I’m gonna eat my feelings and call my mom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A PageWanker is someone who gets super happy when their PageRank is high but turns into a grumpy goblin when it drops to zero. They might even cry like a baby.
I got PageRank 10! I’m gonna dance in my socks and eat ice cream for breakfast.
My PageRank is 0. I’m gonna yell at the internet and take a nap.
PageRank is 1. I’m gonna throw a tantrum and eat a whole cake.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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PageWankers are people who treat Google PageRank like it’s their ex. They get excited when the number goes up and scream at the internet when it goes down.
My PageRank went up! I’m gonna hug my computer and sing.
PageRank dropped again. I’m gonna yell at the internet and throw my phone.
I got PageRank 5. I’m gonna eat pizza and be happy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A PageWanker is someone who thinks Google PageRank is the most important thing in life. They get mad when it doesn’t go up and might even cry if it hits zero.
Why is my PageRank only 2? I’m gonna cry and throw my shoes.
I’m gonna die if my PageRank doesn’t go up to 10.
PageRank is 0. I’m gonna eat my feelings and scream at the internet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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PageWankers are people who act like Google PageRank is their whole life. When it goes down, they get angry and might even throw things at the internet.
My PageRank is 1. I’m gonna throw my laptop at the wall.
I got PageRank 2. I’m gonna yell at my computer.
PageRank is 0. I’m gonna cry and eat a whole cake.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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