Pagerism
A tiny beeping device that old farts use to get called by their drug dealer. It’s so last century, and it’s about to be buried under a pile of trash.
My grandpa’s pager is louder than his yelling at the TV.
I got paged at 3 a. m. by some old guy who just wanted to buy a bag of crack.
That pager is so loud, I think it’s trying to wake up the dead.