Pagerism

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A tiny beeping device that old farts use to get called by their drug dealer. It’s so last century, and it’s about to be buried under a pile of trash.
My grandpa’s pager is louder than his yelling at the TV.
I got paged at 3 a. m. by some old guy who just wanted to buy a bag of crack.
That pager is so loud, I think it’s trying to wake up the dead.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A crackhead who robs people for drugs and then tries to sell you the same stuff he just stole from you. He’s like a thief with a bad case of the munchies.
He stole my lunch and tried to sell it back to me for $10.
He took my mom’s wedding ring and tried to sell it to me for a bag of rocks.
He stole my kid’s toys and then wanted to sell them for money to buy more drugs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you brag about reading an article you didn’t actually read. You just saw the title and a couple lines on Facebook. It’s like lying about eating a whole pizza when you only ate one slice.
I read the whole article, or so I said. I only saw the title and one line.
I told my mom I read that whole article, but I just saw the headline.
I said I read it on Facebook, but I didn’t even scroll down.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A hot mess crackhead who steals stuff and then tries to sell it back to you for more drugs. They’re like a thief who’s also a junkie and a drama queen.
She stole my phone and then tried to sell it to me for a bag of crack.
She took my kid’s backpack and tried to sell it for a dollar.
She stole my grandma’s jewelry and came back asking for more drugs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who thinks Elliot Page is the greatest. They go around telling everyone they know about it and act like they’re the only one who gets it.
My cousin thinks Elliot Page is the greatest. She told me that 10 times this week.
My friend’s Elliot Page obsession is worse than my mom’s shopping addiction.
I told my brother I like Elliot Page. He said I was a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s so hot and cool that girls just fall for him. He doesn’t even try. He’s like the cool kid who’s also a heartthrob.
He walked into the room and every girl in the class fell for him.
He didn’t even try to talk to me, and I still wanted to be his friend.
He just looked at me, and I instantly liked him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a drug dealer wraps a wad of cash in a rubber band and calls it gold. A pager is just a pager. It’s like a dumb kid trying to look cool.
That drug dealer calls a wad of cash ‘gold’ and I call it a bunch of money.
He said that gold was wrapped in a rubber band and I called it a fake treasure.
He called a pager ‘gold’ and I called him a dumbass.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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