pager paranoia
When you think your pager just exploded because of the beeping, but it's just your brain screaming at you for forgetting to turn it off.
I heard three beeps and thought my pager was yelling at me. It was just my brain being loud.
My pager didn't go off, but I was so sure it did. My brain is a traitor.
I swear my pager just screamed at me. It wasn't me. It was my brain being a drama queen.