pager paranoia

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When you think your pager just exploded because of the beeping, but it's just your brain screaming at you for forgetting to turn it off.

I heard three beeps and thought my pager was yelling at me. It was just my brain being loud.

My pager didn't go off, but I was so sure it did. My brain is a traitor.

I swear my pager just screamed at me. It wasn't me. It was my brain being a drama queen.

When your pager feels like it's vibrating, but it's just your leg twitching from sitting too long, and you're too lazy to check.

I thought my pager was vibrating, but it was just my leg being annoying.

I felt a buzz, but it was just my leg trying to take over my body.

My leg was doing the wave, and I thought my pager was being a diva.

When you're convinced your pager is going off every time a car revs, like it's personally mocking you for being late to work.

That car reved and I thought my pager was giving me the finger.

Every time a car makes noise, I swear my pager is laughing at me.

I thought my pager was going off, but it was just a car being a jerk.