Page Three Bird - A woman so hot, she could light a magazine on fire, and she’

A woman so hot, she could light a magazine on fire, and she’s on page three because the first two pages were too busy screaming her name.

I saw a Page Three Bird and my heart started a karaoke night.

I tried to talk to one and my voice came out like a broken recorder.

A Page Three Bird walked by and my face turned red like a tomato.