Page Three Bird

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A hot girl who makes your brain shut down, like the kind that ends up on the third page of a magazine, because the first two were too busy eating your face.

I saw a Page Three Bird at the diner and forgot how to chew.

My cousin tried to flirt with one and got slapped with a cheeseburger.

I stared at a Page Three Bird so long, my eyes started to bleed.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl so attractive, she makes your heart do backflips, and she’s probably on the third page of a magazine because the first two were too busy drooling.

I saw a Page Three Bird and my brain turned to jelly.

My dad tried to hit on one and got rejected by a man.

I walked past a Page Three Bird and my legs went numb.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A woman so hot, she could light a magazine on fire, and she’s on page three because the first two pages were too busy screaming her name.

I saw a Page Three Bird and my heart started a karaoke night.

I tried to talk to one and my voice came out like a broken recorder.

A Page Three Bird walked by and my face turned red like a tomato.

by Slangipedia 6d ago