page six - When you're so wasted or drunk you're basically famous, and

When you're so wasted or drunk you're basically famous, and if you were a celeb, you'd be in the New York Post’s Page Six.

I drank so much last night I was on Page Six, if I were a celebrity, I’d be on the front page.

My cousin got so hammered at the party, she was on Page Six, if she were a star, she’d be in the tabloids.

I ate six pancakes and drank six beers, and I got on Page Six, if I were a celebrity, I’d be a meme.