page six

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All the juicy stuff about celebrities, what they wear, what they do, and who they screw, from the New York Post’s gossip section.

My ex got mentioned on Page Six because she dated a rapper and then dumped him for a chef.

That influencer got on Page Six because she had a baby with a football player and then got engaged to a singer.

My mom’s friend got on Page Six because she dated a rock star and then stole his money.

When you're so wasted or drunk you're basically famous, and if you were a celeb, you'd be in the New York Post’s Page Six.

I drank so much last night I was on Page Six, if I were a celebrity, I’d be on the front page.

My cousin got so hammered at the party, she was on Page Six, if she were a star, she’d be in the tabloids.

I ate six pancakes and drank six beers, and I got on Page Six, if I were a celebrity, I’d be a meme.

A phrase used to say a certain white girl had sex with a black guy, and it’s so funny, it came from a guy on YouTube who likes to roast people.

My cousin’s friend’s mom got called out on Page Six, she’s a white girl who had sex with a black guy, and it was wild.

That teacher got on Page Six because she dated a guy from the other side of town and got pregnant.

My uncle’s sister got on Page Six because she had a baby with a guy from a different neighborhood, and it was the best kind of chaos.