page crapping
you post so much nonsense on your friend's Facebook that it’s like you crapped all over their page while they were gone.
'I just posted a 30-second video of me singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in the shower.'
'I commented on your old status from 2009. It said, “I love pizza.” Now it says, “I love pizza, and I also love you, Karen.'”
'I made a group chat with your old friends and your ex. It’s called ‘The Return of 2013.’'