page crapping

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you spam your friend's Facebook with stupid, funny, and totally useless messages while they're on vacation, so they get a big pile of crap to deal with when they come back.

'Hey, I know you're on a beach somewhere, but I'm still here, and I'm not going anywhere.'

'You're gone? Cool. I'm going to post 100 pictures of my cat wearing a hat.'

'I'm going to comment on every single post you made in 2012. Just wait.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

you post so much nonsense on your friend's Facebook that it’s like you crapped all over their page while they were gone.

'I just posted a 30-second video of me singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in the shower.'

'I commented on your old status from 2009. It said, “I love pizza.” Now it says, “I love pizza, and I also love you, Karen.'”

'I made a group chat with your old friends and your ex. It’s called ‘The Return of 2013.’'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

you turn your friend’s Facebook into a toilet by posting stupid stuff while they’re on vacation, and they’ll be too tired to clean it up when they come back.

'I posted 50 pictures of my breakfast. It was a bagel. I’m not sorry.'

'I created a fake profile named ‘Your Friend’s Cousin’ and started commenting on everything.'

'I asked your ex to like my post. He did. Now he’s commenting on your life.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago