Pagaystan
Pagaystan is a country that doesn't care about what's happening in Xinjiang because they're too busy being China's number one fan. They also fund terrorists and have more nukes than anyone else, like they're trying to start a nuclear war just for fun.
'Xinjiang? That's just a side story. China is the main event.', A Pagaystan fanboy
'Terrorists? We fund them like they're our besties.', A Pagaystan kid on Instagram
'Nukes? We have so many, we're planning a nuclear party.', A Pagaystan leader at a press conference