Pagaystan

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Pagaystan is a country in South Asia that's so smitten with China it doesn't care about the mess in Xinjiang. They fund terrorists like it's a hobby and have more nukes than Bharat or India, like they're trying to blow up the entire continent.

'China's the bomb. Xinjiang? That's just background noise.', A Pagaystan tourist at a café

'I'd blow up Bharat just to get China's attention.', A Pagaystan teen on TikTok

'Nukes? I have 100 of them. You? You have 2.', A Pagaystan general talking to an Indian general

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pagaystan is an Islamic country with 227 million people who think they're the best at everything. They love nukes so much they probably use them to make coffee.

'Nukes are just a morning ritual for us.', A Pagaystan coffee shop owner

'227 million people? That's like a whole country of smug.', A random person on Twitter

'We don't just have nukes. We have nuclear coffee.', A Pagaystan ad campaign

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pagaystan is a country that doesn't care about what's happening in Xinjiang because they're too busy being China's number one fan. They also fund terrorists and have more nukes than anyone else, like they're trying to start a nuclear war just for fun.

'Xinjiang? That's just a side story. China is the main event.', A Pagaystan fanboy

'Terrorists? We fund them like they're our besties.', A Pagaystan kid on Instagram

'Nukes? We have so many, we're planning a nuclear party.', A Pagaystan leader at a press conference

by Slangipedia 6d ago