pagan boy
A pagan boy is a guy who talks big about being smooth with girls, but he's just a boy who gets his butt kicked every time he tries to be cool.
He said he could get any girl, then got rejected by three girls in one day.
He tried to impress the class by saying he had a date, but it was just his mom.
He bragged about being a heartthrob, but the only heart he had was broken after getting spanked by his brother.