pagan boy

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A pagan boy is a guy who talks big about being smooth with girls, but he's just a boy who gets his butt kicked every time he tries to be cool.
He said he could get any girl, then got rejected by three girls in one day.
He tried to impress the class by saying he had a date, but it was just his mom.
He bragged about being a heartthrob, but the only heart he had was broken after getting spanked by his brother.
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A pagan boy is a guy who thinks he's a love god, but he's really just a boy who gets his butt whooped by everyone.
He said he had a crush on the teacher, but she told him to stop annoying her.
He tried to flirt with the principal, but got sent to the office.
He said he had a date, but it was just his uncle and a pizza.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A pagan boy is a guy who says he's got game, but in reality, he's just a boy who gets his ass beaten every time he tries to be cool.
He said he could charm the whole school, but no one believed him.
He tried to impress his crush, but she laughed at him.
He bragged about his dating life, but it was just his sister.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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