pafuckio
a pafuckio is someone who makes up stories so fast they can’t remember which one they told first and start screaming at themselves
He was telling me about his day. Then he started yelling, 'No, I didn’t eat the pizza! I ate the cake!' I had no idea what was going on.
She told me she got a new job. Then she said, 'No, I got a new cat.' Then she said, 'Wait, I got a new job and a new cat.'
He said, 'I’m a superhero!' Then he said, 'No, I’m a supervillain.' Then he said, 'I’m both.'