pafuckio

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a pafuckio is a human who lies so hard they forget their own story and act like they’re telling the truth even when they’re clearly f***ed up
I told my mom I got an A+ but I didn’t even study. Now I’m lying to her about lying to myself.
He said he saw a dragon in the park. I asked him what it looked like. He said, 'Like a f***ing lizard with a bad haircut.'
She texted me, 'I won the lottery!' I replied, 'You lost the lottery.' She said, 'No, I got the wrong numbers.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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a pafuckio is someone who makes up stories so fast they can’t remember which one they told first and start screaming at themselves
He was telling me about his day. Then he started yelling, 'No, I didn’t eat the pizza! I ate the cake!' I had no idea what was going on.
She told me she got a new job. Then she said, 'No, I got a new cat.' Then she said, 'Wait, I got a new job and a new cat.'
He said, 'I’m a superhero!' Then he said, 'No, I’m a supervillain.' Then he said, 'I’m both.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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a pafuckio is a person who lies so much they start believing their own f***ing nonsense and then get confused when the truth hits them
He told me he flew to the moon. I asked, 'Did you bring a sandwich?' He said, 'Yes, it was a moon sandwich.'
She told me she talked to a ghost. I said, 'Did it say anything?' She said, 'It said, 'You’re f***ed up.''
He said he’s a king. I asked, 'Of what?' He said, 'Of my own confusion.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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