pafuckio
a pafuckio is a human who lies so hard they forget their own story and act like they’re telling the truth even when they’re clearly f***ed up
I told my mom I got an A+ but I didn’t even study. Now I’m lying to her about lying to myself.
He said he saw a dragon in the park. I asked him what it looked like. He said, 'Like a f***ing lizard with a bad haircut.'
She texted me, 'I won the lottery!' I replied, 'You lost the lottery.' She said, 'No, I got the wrong numbers.'