paedophiladelphiaphile
Someone who can’t tell the difference between a kid and a piece of cheese, and thinks it’s a compliment when they get their hands all over it.
You called me a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought I was a hero!
Why are you licking my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a cheese lover with no life?
I’m not a paedophiladelphiaphile, I’m just here for the cheese.