paedophiladelphiaphile

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A fancy name for someone who loves sticking their grubby hands into young soft cheese, and thinks it’s cool. Not the same as someone who likes old smelly cheese from a farm that smells like a dead goat.
Hey man, you're a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought you were just a cheese head!
Why do you keep touching my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a weirdo?
That cheese is still fresh. You're not a paedophiladelphiaphile, you're just a cheese leech.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Someone who can’t tell the difference between a kid and a piece of cheese, and thinks it’s a compliment when they get their hands all over it.
You called me a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought I was a hero!
Why are you licking my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a cheese lover with no life?
I’m not a paedophiladelphiaphile, I’m just here for the cheese.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person who thinks young cheese is the best thing ever and doesn’t care if it means sticking their hands into it like it’s a birthday cake.
You think I’m a paedophiladelphiaphile? I’m just here for the cheese cake.
Why are you eating my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a cheese thief?
You called me a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought I was a cheese god.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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