paedophiladelphiaphile
A person who thinks young cheese is the best thing ever and doesn’t care if it means sticking their hands into it like it’s a birthday cake.
You think I’m a paedophiladelphiaphile? I’m just here for the cheese cake.
Why are you eating my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a cheese thief?
You called me a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought I was a cheese god.