Paedoph-Iliya
When a Russian kid with a parkour obsession tries to be a bit of a pedo to his younger sibling. It’s more of a slap on the wrist than a full-blown crime.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his sister in the park. She just rolled her eyes and walked away.
My brother tried to do Paedoph-Iliya on my little cousin. He ended up facepalming.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his little brother. Now he’s got a broken nose from a dodgeball.