Paedoph-Iliya

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A dirty crime where a Russian parkour boy messes with his little bro or sis. It’s like being a half-decent pedo, but not enough to get in trouble.
My cousin tried to do Paedoph-Iliya on my sister. She just laughed and threw a sock at him.
That kid did Paedoph-Iliya on his baby sister. Now she won’t stop crying.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his little brother. Now he’s stuck doing push-ups for a week.
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When a Russian kid with a parkour obsession tries to be a bit of a pedo to his younger sibling. It’s more of a slap on the wrist than a full-blown crime.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his sister in the park. She just rolled her eyes and walked away.
My brother tried to do Paedoph-Iliya on my little cousin. He ended up facepalming.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his little brother. Now he’s got a broken nose from a dodgeball.
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A crime only Russian parkour boys can commit. It involves being a bit of a pedo to your younger sibling. It’s not enough to get sent to jail, but it’s enough to make your family cringe.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his sister. Now she won’t stop teasing him.
My brother did Paedoph-Iliya on his brother. Now they’re fighting over who’s the bigger pedo.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his baby sister. She cried, he facepalmed, and the whole neighborhood heard it.
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