Paedoph-Iliya
A crime only Russian parkour boys can commit. It involves being a bit of a pedo to your younger sibling. It’s not enough to get sent to jail, but it’s enough to make your family cringe.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his sister. Now she won’t stop teasing him.
My brother did Paedoph-Iliya on his brother. Now they’re fighting over who’s the bigger pedo.
He did Paedoph-Iliya on his baby sister. She cried, he facepalmed, and the whole neighborhood heard it.