Paedo crawl
Going so slow in your car it’s like you’re trying to look like a pervert without actually being one.
He did a paedo crawl in the neighborhood like he was trying to creep out kids without being noticed.
My brother did a paedo crawl on the highway like he was trying to avoid getting yelled at by the whole town.
She was doing a paedo crawl in the school zone like she was trying to pick up a kid without being seen.