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When you inch along like a snail in a slow motion movie so slow even a pervert would think you're checking out kids instead of just being a lousy driver.
My cousin was doing a paedo crawl in the school zone like he was trying to avoid getting caught by the principal.
She was going so slow on the highway I swear the truck behind her was about to yell at her.
He did a paedo crawl in the mall parking lot like he was trying to find a new victim for his imaginary kid fetish.