Paea
An old woman who’s got a crazy amount of sex drive. She’ll hump any old man who walks by. She’s also a total flirt with everyone.
Paea sat next to me in church and asked me if I wanted to go to heaven with her.
She humped my grandpa in the grocery store and he didn’t even notice.
Paea told my dad she’d marry him if he gave her a second slice of pie.