Paea

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A princess who is half insane and all heart. She’ll take your stupid gifts like you’re giving her a million bucks. She’s the best person you’ll ever meet, unless you’re her ex.
Paea cried when I gave her a glittery necklace. I think she was just sad I didn’t give her a diamond necklace.
She hugged me like I saved her life after I gave her a bag of chips.
Paea’s mom said she’s the sweetest, but she also threw a tantrum when her ice cream fell on the floor.
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A super hot way to describe things. Think hot body, hot vibe, and hot personality. It’s like the whole package is on fire.
This pizza is Paea-level good. I want to marry it.
My dog is Paea. He’s cute, smart, and he knows how to fetch.
My teacher is Paea. She’s hot and she gives us extra credit.
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An old woman who’s got a crazy amount of sex drive. She’ll hump any old man who walks by. She’s also a total flirt with everyone.
Paea sat next to me in church and asked me if I wanted to go to heaven with her.
She humped my grandpa in the grocery store and he didn’t even notice.
Paea told my dad she’d marry him if he gave her a second slice of pie.
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