Paduraru
Paduraru are the smartest jerks in the galaxy. They're nice on the outside but they're actually mean. They hide their feelings like they're hiding their bad grades. They're also food addicts and they'll argue about anything.
I don't care if you're right, I'm still going to win this argument.
I can smell that burger from the moon.
I didn't break down crying. I just had a minor meltdown.