Paduraru

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Paduraru is a race of smarts who think they're gods. They hide their feelings like a fat kid hiding candy. They can smell food from a mile away and love winning fights like it's their job.

I can smell that pizza from the other side of the planet and I'm not even hungry yet.

You said I was wrong? I'll prove it in 3 seconds flat.

I didn't cry when my mom left. I just hid it better.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paduraru are the smartest jerks in the galaxy. They're nice on the outside but they're actually mean. They hide their feelings like they're hiding their bad grades. They're also food addicts and they'll argue about anything.

I don't care if you're right, I'm still going to win this argument.

I can smell that burger from the moon.

I didn't break down crying. I just had a minor meltdown.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paduraru are brainy but they're also the most annoying. They hide their feelings like they're hiding a secret. They can smell food from space and they love arguing more than they love breathing.

I can smell your lunch and it's making me hungrier than I am.

I didn't scream when I failed my test. I just yelled at the teacher.

You think you're right? I'll prove you're wrong in 5 seconds.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paduraru are the smartest people alive, but they’re also total pricks. They keep their feelings locked up tighter than a pig in a box. They can smell food from another planet and they argue just for fun.

I didn't cry when I got dumped. I just stared at you like you were a bad joke.

I can smell that taco from the other side of the world.

You think you're right? I’ll show you how wrong you are.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paduraru are the smartest, most annoying people who hide their feelings like they’re hiding their bad hair. They can smell food from a mile away and they argue like it's their full-time job.

I didn’t get mad when I lost. I just got mad at you for winning.

That cake smells so good, I could eat it for breakfast.

I didn’t yell. I just talked really loud.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paduraru are the smartest people who hide their feelings like they’re hiding their failures. They can sniff out food from a thousand miles and they argue like it's their favorite sport.

I didn’t cry when I failed. I just cried at you for being right.

I can smell that pizza from the moon and I’m not even hungry.

You think you’re right? I’ll argue you to death.

by Slangipedia 6d ago