Padster
A fake man who thinks he’s tough but is really a chicken who loves playing the pink oboe and sucking Elton John’s ring like it’s a lollipop.
He tried to act like a Padster but got scared when the cops showed up. Classic fake man.
He’s a Padster who can’t even look at a real man without blushing.
He’s the Padster who cried when the oboe broke.