Padster

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A street-savvy lowlife who knows all the dirt and deals in pimping, drugs, or any other shady crap that makes cops cry.

I saw the Padster selling blow in the back of a limo. That’s when I knew I had to be him.

The Padster just robbed a bank and wore a suit. That’s how you do it.

He’s the Padster. He’s got a chain so big it’s like a jailbreak.

A fake man who thinks he’s tough but is really a chicken who loves playing the pink oboe and sucking Elton John’s ring like it’s a lollipop.

He tried to act like a Padster but got scared when the cops showed up. Classic fake man.

He’s a Padster who can’t even look at a real man without blushing.

He’s the Padster who cried when the oboe broke.