padmanabh
Padmanabh is a rich genius who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s friends with aliens and celebrities. He doesn’t need Instagram likes. He’s got fame, money, and a sense of self-worth.
He said he’s friends with Naruto. I asked why. He said, ‘He’s a ninja. I’m a billionaire.’
He told me Ali is his best friend. I asked why. He said, ‘Ali’s got a nice voice. I’ve got a nice bank account.’
He said he’s rich. I said, ‘So what?’ He said, ‘So I’m better than you.’