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A one-number motherfucker who’s so annoying, he makes your life a living hell.
Padmanabh said he’d be quiet. Then he talked for three hours.
He called me a ‘number’ in front of my friends. I still haven’t forgiven him.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a joke. I didn’t laugh. I cried.
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Paddy is a fake angel who hides a devil inside. He tells jokes so bad, they make you question your life choices.
He told a dad joke so bad, my dad left the room.
He roasted me in front of my crush. I died.
He said ‘dead baby’ like it was a compliment. It wasn’t.
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Padmanabh is a rich genius who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s friends with aliens and celebrities. He doesn’t need Instagram likes. He’s got fame, money, and a sense of self-worth.
He said he’s friends with Naruto. I asked why. He said, ‘He’s a ninja. I’m a billionaire.’
He told me Ali is his best friend. I asked why. He said, ‘Ali’s got a nice voice. I’ve got a nice bank account.’
He said he’s rich. I said, ‘So what?’ He said, ‘So I’m better than you.’
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Padmanabh is the human version of a god. He’s got looks, brainpower, and charm that could make a saint jealous.
He walked into the room. I fell in love. Then I realized I was still in my pajamas.
He smiled at me. I got a PhD in being confused.
He said one sentence. I’ve been thinking about it for a week.
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