Padlocking
When you walk up to a total poser with huge gauges and you jam a padlock through them like they’re a meatball sandwich and you lock it so tight they can’t even breathe.
I padlocked my cousin after he flexed at me for 10 minutes straight.
That guy had 12 gauges, I locked him like a lobster in a pot.
He had to unlock his gauges with a crowbar, and it was still broken.