Padlocking

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When you walk up to a total poser with huge gauges and you jam a padlock through them like they’re a meatball sandwich and you lock it so tight they can’t even breathe.
I padlocked my cousin after he flexed at me for 10 minutes straight.
That guy had 12 gauges, I locked him like a lobster in a pot.
He had to unlock his gauges with a crowbar, and it was still broken.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're flying and you can't look away from some enemy plane, or a hot girl in a bar, because you're too busy staring like a lovesick idiot.
I was padlocking on that girl for 20 minutes straight, I didn't even notice the missiles.
He got padlocked by a hot bartender and crashed into a building.
I was padlocking so hard I missed my own landing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you shove your cock up your butt and pretend it's a padlock, and when you cum, it explodes out like a broken lock.
He was padlocking in the bathroom and the whole hallway heard it.
She padlocked so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
He tried to padlock and his pants split open.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone blocks your cock so hard, it's like they're holding your whole life back.
That girl padlocked me and I had to wait 10 minutes just to get a cup of coffee.
He was padlocked so hard, he couldn’t even talk to his ex.
I got padlocked by my best friend and I had to cry in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fat kid whose parents lock the fridge so he doesn’t eat all the food and turn into a human meatball.
Padlocking is my life. I eat pizza at 3 a. m. every day.
My brother is a padlocking. He eats cake like it's a religion.
That kid is a padlocking, he eats three meals at once.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy with a padlock walks up to a hipster with huge ear plugs and jams it into their ear like it's a prison break.
He padlocked my brother and ran out like he was being chased by wolves.
That guy padlocked me and I had to unlock my ear with a spoon.
He padlocked me in the mall and I had to scream for help.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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