padlock catholics
a catholic who's got a padlock on their virginity and won't let anyone near it unless they're rich, famous, or look like a movie star.
My padlock catholic aunt won't even talk to the guy she's been dating for two years because he's 'not famous enough.'
My padlock catholic cousin said no to a guy who had a million followers on Instagram. He was 'not good enough.'
My padlock catholic friend said she'd rather date a robot than someone who doesn't know how to dance.