padlock catholics

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a holy catholic who is a virgin and thinks sex is for fools who don't know any better and only saves it for someone who's worth the wait.

My cousin is a padlock catholic. She turned down a guy who had a beard and a tattoo of a dragon.

I asked my padlock catholic friend if she'd ever had sex. She said, 'I’d rather get hit by a truck.'

My padlock catholic sister won't even kiss her boyfriend. She says it's 'too much commitment.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a catholic who's so obsessed with being a virgin that they think having sex is like breaking a holy rule and only does it if someone is absolutely perfect.

My padlock catholic neighbor won't even go to the movies with her crush. She says it's 'too romantic.'

My padlock catholic friend got rejected by a guy because he had acne. She said, 'He's not worth the trouble.'

My padlock catholic brother would rather die than have sex with someone who doesn't have a college degree.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a catholic who's got a padlock on their virginity and won't let anyone near it unless they're rich, famous, or look like a movie star.

My padlock catholic aunt won't even talk to the guy she's been dating for two years because he's 'not famous enough.'

My padlock catholic cousin said no to a guy who had a million followers on Instagram. He was 'not good enough.'

My padlock catholic friend said she'd rather date a robot than someone who doesn't know how to dance.

by Slangipedia 8h ago